Top Responses When Your Stoned and Out at a Bar

We’ve all been there. You’re at a party, in a weed bar, or on the couch and you’re in a big conversation, high as hell on cannabis. For a while, you’ve got it under control. Both parties are making their points and everyone is on the same page. But then it gets awful.

Suddenly you realize you don’t know what the hell the other person is talking about. You momentarily put down the pot brownies and think. Did they make a weird segue a few moments ago that you missed? Maybe they were talking about the first time they had tried cannabis? Or the time they lost their lighter? Who cares, you can’t even remember what you were talking about.

cannabis barAt about this time the other person is staring at you. It becomes apparent they’ve said something that requires some sort of response. In these situations, you can do one of two things. The most immediate reflex is to raise the white flag and retort, ‘Dude, I’m so high. What are you talking about?’ But we are more refined than that.

That’s why we’ve created this post with the top responses that will fit into any social high conversation. Even if they don’t make sense, they’re abstract enough to confuse the listener. When that happens, the person will think that they’re the ignorant/high one. At that moment, you’re in the clear.

Don’t trust us? Try some for yourself.


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1: Yeah, you really got to know what you’re doing.

2: Aren’t you a little high for that attitude?

3: Dude, I’m a physicist…not an engineer.

4: I had a puppy, once.

5: Wow! Really?

6: That reminds me of a movie I saw.

7: You’ve GOT to tell that to Barry. (At this point, pull Barry into the conversation.)

8: Man, it’s all ball-bearings these days.

9: I’ve got a guy for that.

10: ‘Tis a crazy world we live in.

11: Yeah, I heard something similar like that before.

12: Excuse me, an old friend just waved to me (now bolt!)

13: I’m sorry, what did you say, your voice was echoing in my noggin for a second or two.

14: I hate to interrupt, but do you have a mint or any eye drops?

15: Sounds cool, dude.

16: Yeah, that’s like that movie with that actor, in that foreign country, with that girl… what’s his name again?

17: Oh, fer real?!?

18: Totally!

19: Dude did you bogart my Lighter?

20: Ohh, good lord!

21: You’re telling me!

22: Would you like a drink of water?

23: Yo, we need some more weed!

24: What? Who? Me? I thought you were talking to Barry…

25: Life is too short to drink cheap wine.

26: Did you ever wonder how magnets work?

27: Dude, where’s the bong at?

Got any more? Lets us know in the comments!

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