Realizing you’ve lost your lighter can be a frightening experience. One moment you’re in bliss, the next moment you’re in a world of crazed pandemonium. The shock and confusion has even made people seek help through grief counseling. We want to help you through this painful ordeal with our easy-to-follow guide.
Remember what your lighter looks like.
Try not to panic.
Carefully check all pockets
Look under all couch cushions near the bong.
Accuse friends of stealing your bic lighter.
Check under the cushions again.
Look in your left hand.